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STUDENT BODY, KING AGREE WALLY QUEEN, TI DUM, TI DE

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Perhaps it might serve to clear up a few of the headaches now so popular and prevalent in England if Mr. Windsor, Mr. Baldwin, and Mrs. Simpson were to heed the latest returns in the CRIMSON "Simpson for Queen" contest.

Almost unanimously, with the exception of a Winthrop House Biddy, who wouldn't give her name but is the one who does dust behind the pictures, Harvard stands behind Wally. With more show of patriotism than the State Department at Washington, they say they don't officially know whether she's even a citizen, Harvard emphatically wants an American queen.

One janitor, frankly bored with the whole affair, wrote on his blank that he'd just as soon see Kaiser Wilhelm become king. "He's the late king's cousin, and if we learn by our mistakes, think how much he's learned!"

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