So the Story Goes . . .

The H. A. A. had better get rid of Eddie Morris. He certainly raised a laugh from the crowd on Saturday when he announced the results of the 3200-metre run. Ruby Rob Playfair took the event and Charlie Woodard followed him into the finish.

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But the Little Man, with a voce to match his middle, decided that it wouldn't be giving the Blue a break if he let it be known that Harvard had taken both first and second. So he shifted Woodard to the Yale team and bawled out "Second, Woodard, Ya-ul."

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The crowd didn't like it, however, and be had to bring Woodard back into the Crimson camp.

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Harvard lost plenty of ground in the Eastern Intercollegiate baseball League by not playing Saturday. Columbia smacked out a double win over Dartmouth and Cornell humbled Yale. By that method. Cornell kept its grip on the leadership and Pennsylvania moved into second place.

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The Crimson doesn't play another League game until it goes to New Hampshire to meet Dartmouth on June 9. Two games with Brown and a return game with Holy Cross are scheduled in the meantime.

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Coach Charley Whiteside's Varsity crow stands a pretty good chance of leaving both Pennsylvania and Navy in its wake in the race in Philadelphia next Saturday.

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Navy has beaten Columbia, but judging by the Lion's howling, here on Saturday that doesn't make the Midshipmen a championship eight.

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It looks as if the Varsity divot-diggers are going to have their hands full when it comes to taking on the mashie men from New Haven. In the Freshman matches last Saturday, it was not at all uncommon for one of the first-year men to turn in a card of 73 and 74 for 18 holes on one of the hardes; golf courses in the East. And that being as it is, what will the Blue's best players be able to exhibit."

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Captain Transue of the Elis is perhaps the most serious threat that Coach Clark Hedder's men will have to pit them skill against. He calls it a bad day for his game if by any chance he happens to sheet anything less than something in the bow seventies.