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HUEY PREDICTS MAYORALTY ELECTION VICTORS TODAY

By Hu FLUNG Huey

In order to remove necessity of your voting today I have consented to decide outcome of New York, Boston, and Cambridge elections. In New York the Seabureezes will blow La Guardia into office over Religious Joseph and the Sea Lion of City Hall. In Cambridge they're busy Russelling up votes to keep from being Lynched out of office, but present mayor will be given additional chance to close Quincy Street.

Big problem is City of Sacred Cod. Some say Parkman is best candidate in any Mansfield, but others are Foley convinced it will be survivor of Fighting Irish trio of Foley, Sullivan, and Eleven-reasons O'Connell. Then, too, there is the chance of people dropping lead Nichols in the slot today, but the ex-G.G.A. Man's going to lead the Field.

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