MUSTN'T TOUCH

Ugly rumors to the effect that the Dartmouth football team will romo within the Stadium walls clad in shirts and shorts or something similarly negligee have thrown sport writers into what the wary call a state of high tension. Be that as it may, there is one Dartmouth delegation which arrives in Cambridge today for battle, girded with armor of a far more secretive nature. "The Dartmouth", which faces the CRIMSON in a game of touch football this afternoon, is expected to appear on the field-it is hoped that there will be a field-in anything from formal dress to cast off berets. Costumes are to be ad.lib.; the one requirement being that there be costumes.

The CRIMSON has a long and honorable record on the diamond. Those who so desire may see that record framed on CRIMSON walls; it has been suggested that the games themselves have been framed. Now for the first time in history it engages in a gridiron struggle with another collegiate journal as its opponent. With no mountains on which to practice for training, without even a New Hampshire hill, the CRIMSON, intends to defend its athletic honor. Its locate has been termed effects. The Hanover press representatives undoubtedly are superior in the arts of the boy scout and campfire girl. Nevertheless even the urbanite is not bereft of all native cunning. The CRIMSON makes no promises and, toward off possible future recriminations, it has no regrets. But in the chill October twilight, then, and then only, may the woodsman, fortified with a compass and flint for igniting fires, flaunt his rural and evergreen prowess.