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The Feet of the Flig Are Peculiar
A Grampus, who lived in a zoo,
Loved a Flig who wore only one shoe;
But the eyes of this Flig,
Were uncommonly big,
And their color was just off the blue.
Now the Flig got its feet very damp
By taking long walks with the Gramp.
The use of one shoe,
When there should have been two,
Made it fatal to walk in a swamp.
The moral of this tale 'tis true
Partly lies in the use of the shoe
Which are meant in this clime
For both feet at a time
Still providing the owner has two.
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