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FOOTBALL PROGNOSTICATOR TURNS DIAMOND DOPESTER

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Joe Forecast '26, in divulging a confidential interview on the outcome of the deciding World Series game today, declared positively that Washington would capture the pennant encounter 4 to 2. He was, however, reluctant to give this information, because though readily admitting himself to be unexcelled as a football dopester, his experience with baseball has been more casual.

On being asked why he picked Washington, Joe answered "Because Walter Johnson is going to pitch." Further inquiry revealed the fact that Joe knows no other baseball luminary.

The score by innings Joe claimed will be as follows: Innings  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 R  H  E Washington  1  0  0  0  2  0  1  0  0--4  7  1 Pittsburgh  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1--2  5  0

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