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"Hi, Tom! Howaryer? Hava good summer? . . . Yeah, had a great trip. . . Two weeks in Paris. Seemed like half the college was there. . . . Say you were in south America. Great! Well, gotta go. 'S good to see you."

"Hi, Bill! Glad to see you. Hava good summer? . . . Yeah, had a great trip. . . . Two weeks in Paris. Seemed like half the college was there. . . You were one of the two in this country? Great! Well, gotta go. 'S good to see you."

"Hi, Sam! H'waryer? Have a good summer? . . . Yeah, had a great trip. . . . Two weeks in Paris. Seemed like half the college was there. Sorry I missed you though. . . . Yeah, Paris is a great place. Well, 'sgood to see you. 'Slong."

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