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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Great is our pity for the poor Tiger who has to face the claws of the female of the species thoroughly aroused. For wonder of wonders, Princeton, our valiant rival is going to be locked in struggle with Vassar--in a debate.

Certainly this is a day of radical changes; psychological tests at Columbia, new methods of education at Yale, and now a new form of "athletics" at Princeton. Soon our conservative eyes will become accustomed to the spectacle of seeing the Harvard and Wellesley crews battle for victory on the Charles. Perhaps the old Harvard and Yale story will be changed to "Wellesley just arrived, Harvard momentarily expected."

We wish to be fair in this approaching struggle between beauty and beast. But unfortunately we can predict the victor and we cannot restrain our inner feelings of commiseration when the poor old Tiger passes out at the count of ten.

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