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Lampoon Made Strategic Retreat
A heavy snowfall yesterday impeded the movements of the CRIMSON army, forcing a postponement of the crushing defeat of the Lampoon battalions. The road to Stadiumrink along which the funny forces are retreating is a mass of mud. The CRIMSON hoplites have been turned loose on the job, and as soon as the work is completed, the demolition of the Lampoon ranks will take place.
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