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The day has arrived! Promptly at 7.30 o'clock the Senior class to a man will assemble its hosts before Holworthy Hall, seize their festive torches, and if it is possible to elude the Yard policemen, and other Cantabrigian nuisances, proceed to the scenes of Walpurgian revel in the Gage. Everything is in readiness for the annual affair which promises in magnificence and size to rival many of the greatest events the world has ever known.
The pride of Oksgptgmfp is in fine fettle, and boldly challenges all comers. The numerous games including a broom and spade contest, "piff the piffles," and other innovations especially invented for this evening are in readiness. The fifteen piece band is playing "Tipperary" in its sleep, and the committee is with difficulty restraining itself from the enticements of the free liquid refreshments which have been bought in abundant quantities.
Seniors, dump out those old stockings, and join the biggest and best Garden Party ever attempted!
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