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Lampy Still Practising for Defeat

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Ostracized in their weird structure on the Mount Auburn-Bow street dividing line, the Lampoon phalanx is anxiously practising how to take defeat graciously in the annual contest next Wednesday. The champion CRIMSON hockey team meanwhile awaits with grim glee its yearly job as executioner, all of the winning players being judged in the pink of condition.

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