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Dragged Down by Watch Charms

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A regrettable accident occurred yesterday afternoon, in which Hubert Hush '15 was drowned in the Charles. Hush was watching the Wellesley crew practice, from the Cottage Farm Bridge, and in his excitement he lost his balance and fell in. Although a good swimmer, Hush was dragged down by the weight of three gold hockey pucks, two gold footballs, two gold swimming pools, a Phi Beta Kappa Key, and a gold porcupine attached to his watch charm, and was drowned before the oarswomen could come to his aid.

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