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"SING HEY FOR REFORM!"
(ALLEGRO.)"Oh! 'tis hey for reform!"
Sang the faculty brightly,
"Why, we all must conform
To this age of reform,
Let's make it quite warm
For athletics unsightly!"
"Oh! 'tis hey for reform!"
Sang the faculty brightly.
(ANDANTE.)"Everyone's in a rage,"
Next the faculty chanted,
"Tho' our plans were so sage
Everyone's in a rage,-
We're ahead of the age
So our views are supplanted,
Go to!" In a rage
All the faculty chanted
H.
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