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One of the "twenty Harvard reporters of the New York Sun" it is, we understand, who has displayed his ribald wit in the following licentious verses :
JUNE, 1883.Ben Butler crossed Charles River Bridge,
Escorted by the Lancers,
Their coats were red, their noses, too,
Their horses all were prancers.
The mounted peelers pricked their steeds
Among the crowds so madding;
The gin'ral's aides were fair to see
With braid and shoulder padding.
The damosels of Cambridgeport
The gin'ral's clances courted :
And when he doffed his monstrous hat
With joy they were transported.
The festive gamins of the Port
The frolic fishhorn tooted :
The gory Cambridge City Guards
At Dana street saluted.
And when the College yard was reached,
The band played Yankee Doodle,
And all the faculty bowed low,
Including Gurney's poodle.
Ben jump'd off into Ellot's arms
'Mid undergraduate cheering,
The Lancers up to Fresh Pond went
To get their wonted beering.
Within the Sanders Theatre,
High seated in the Rostrum,
Sits Ben, who in the programme is
Called Dulce decus nostrum.
Oh, there were ladies fair and free,
In silk and eke in satin,
But all they at bold Butler smiled,
And recked not of the Latin.
Bold Ben Butler blushed and bowed,
And with his sheepskin fumbled;
With undergraduate applause
The very ceilings rumbled.
Then Wendell Phillips laughed with glee,
And Theodore Lyman shouted;
But Zadoc Bowman wept aloud,
And Gen'ral Devens pouted.
Around the genial Mother's board
Her sons are all invited;
And at the head, with brow of gloom,
Sits Frisbee Hoar, the blighted.
Throughout the lofty pictured hall
Cigars diffuse aroma;
'Tis told, with awe, Ben lighted his
With his brand new diploma.
"My Brethren," Frisbee feebly says,
"Against the pricks no use it's
To kick : I introduce to you
The Boss of Massachusetts."
The older graduates rose up,
The younger cried 'Rah, 'Rah, too,
The whey-faced bookworms meekly said,
"This thing is Ben trovato."
And when His Excellency rose,
John Hancock, who is painted
Upon the wall, at once jumped down,
And Frisbee limply fainted.
The Saltonstalls and Winthrops fell,
The Boylstons and the Chaunceys,
The floor was strewn with portraits of
Colonial Aunt Nancies.
Beneath the ancient church yard slabs
Were heard strange groans and rattles,
As turned them in their narrow beds
The Vassalls and the Brattles.
"The Silver tops and fogies all,"
Says Ben, "at last are waking;
And I am giving, as I vowed,
The old dry bones a shaking.
"Old Mother Harvard ends her nap,
The venerable Begum,
And pats me on my head and says,
'Ben-e O Doctor Legum!'"
[N. Y. Sun.
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