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SEE the dandy with his calls, -
Lovely calls!
What a world of happiness his charming card forestalls!
How they tickle, tickle, tickle,
All the ladies on-his list,
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens seem to twinkle
At the thought of those he missed.
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the striking of the clock, that so regularly falls,
To end those calls, calls, calls, calls,
Calls, calls, calls,
To end the flirting and the smirking of the calls.
See the tender youth's first calls, -
Longer calls!
How very much embarrassment that twirling thumb recalls,!
Though through the balmy air of night
They will predict a sweet delight!
And from all those pink-edged notes
Received this noon,
What hope so sweetly cherished floats
To the love-worn maid that listens while she gloats
On the moon!
O, during one of those "elegant" calls,
What a mass of compliments that bashful caller drawls!
How he bawls!
How it appalls
A mother's ears! How glad he crawls
Into his carriage, - for other halls,
Where he 'll be shaking with the fright of making
So many calls, calls, calls,
Those calls, calls, calls, calls,
Calls, calls, calls, -
So many charming, though alarming New-Year's calls.
See the lover with his calls! -
Wretched calls!
What a world of bother to Romeo befalls!
In the silence deep of night
In the silence deep of night
He does n't think of them with fright;
'T is, after all, but a care,
He can only swear, swear,
At the bore!
But there's no need of now concealing that he has a frantic burning
Of the heart - in irritation - that his soul is madly turning,
And he's learning, learning, learning,
With desperate determining
And a resolute endeavor,
Now - now to sit or never
By the side of his Lenore.
But the calls, calls, calls,
How long the letter that he scrawls
About the bore!
How they weary, bother, tire,
In their ever-wild desire
To please the fair receivers still a little more.
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging
And the clanging,
How the effort ebbs and flows;
And on the ear distinctly falls,
In the jangling
And the wrangling
How in talking each one bawls,
In the laughing and the chaffing of the entertaining calls,
Of the calls,
Of the calls, calls, calls, calls,
Calls, calls, calls,
In the clamor and the clangor of the calls.
But the man who makes no calls, -
Not a call!
What a world of comfort true he enjoys withal!
In the silence of the night
How we shiver with affright,
At the melancholy calling of an eligible son!
For no sound more sweet can float,
From the wit within his throat,
Than a pun!
And the people, - ah, the people, -
Not content to call a leetle
On their flame,
And who, calling, calling, calling,
Always telling each the same,
Feel a glory to see falling
Into every stand their name.
They are neither man nor woman,
They are neither brute nor human, -
They are fools;
Society, their king who rules,
And the tools, tools, tools,
Tools,
Of those that receive all these calls.
Yet in this foolish world there's often senseless grieving
At the thought of not receiving
New-Year's calls.
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