Chickwich Challenge Profiles: Collin “Kooky” A. Jones ’12

House: Quincy House: The People’s House

Height: 70.5 inches on a good day

Weight: 160 lbs, pre-chickwiches

Strategy: It’s all about speed and style. I plan to outchew, outeat, and outrun my opponents.

Preparation: I’ve been in training for food-related challenges for several years now. I follow a regiment similar to that of my gurus, Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut, two of the world’s greatest eaters and former world hot-dog eating champions. Besides my sprints and stamina workouts, I will continue to increase my alimentary capacity, expand the space inside my stomach, as well as improve my tolerance for exercise under the strenuous conditions that will almost certainly be present during the competition.

Reason for accepting the Challenge: The glory. Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

Pump-up song of choice: Justin Bieber, “Baby”. Or some Taio Cruz feat. Ludacris. You know how it is.

Favorite condiment: HUDS BBQ sauce. That’s how we do it in the South.