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Last night a late passer-by marveled at the sight of Wigglesworth students studying on the frozen ground outside their entry.
Investigation showed that some student had had his room smeared with copious blobs of exceptionally ripe Limburger cheese by practical jokers. The cheese was so strong, however, that it "walked" right out of the room and filtered throughout the building.
As a result, the atmosphere because so leaden that all occupants of the dormitory, including the pranksters themselves, were forced to flee.
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